When I was a young one (possible year 1998-2000) I dreamed that I was going out with the perfect man. He was so perfect in fact that it drove me crazy (You know how annoying it is when anything is perfect.) So I broke up with him, for being to perfect.
In the dream, I was explaining this to my mother who thought I was crazy for doing this. So she sent me to an insane asylum.
While going up the escalator into the tall skyscraper that was the asylum/airport/mall/movie theater I saw Kramer (from Seinfeld) trying to go up the down escalator.
Once in the asylum I was to undergo a series of tests. For the first one they took me to the top of the skyscraper, and told me they were going to push me out the window. Looking down at the unending void I did not like this idea. Yet, still they pushed me out. I fall for a short time only to hit a clear wall. It was some kind of see-through glass that could not break.
In the asylum, I underwent a number of other tests before I decided to make a run for the airport. I did not make it to the airport, but I made it to the mall. While running through the mall I tripped on some candy that some friends of mine were sharing. I fell in front of them while they talked about boy bands. I did not waste much time with them, and continued through the mall, and into the movie theater.
As I ran through the movie theater the red carpets turned into hills that moved up and down beside the empty sets. Then suddenly I took a seat and the theater was full.
The man besides me had a ring that he handed to me, and left. I realized the ring was a bomb, and that if I didn’t disarm it soon everyone in the theater would die.
As I tried to quickly figure out the bomb's puzzle, I heard my mother calling me to get up from my dream. I woke up, but only into another dream.
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